The Gupta program’s MCS page states an eighty-five percent improvement in MCS "in our latest randomised controlled trial." The same page, two paragraphs down, attributes the same figure to "our latest independent clinical audit" over three months; the program’s public presentations describe that audit as self-rated health and functioning across sixteen conditions. An audit of self-ratings with no control group, no blinding and no objective tolerance testing is not a randomized controlled trial.